Stupid Bedtime Verse

John Francis

A joyful and funny book of comic four-line verse with full colour cartoons by John Francis.

Nonsensical and whimsical, these little poems with their accompanying humorous cartoons will delight children and adults of all ages.

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Sample

I sometimes have a nightmare
about my dear old gran
she’s sinking in tomato soup
inside a giant can

I dream a lot of bubblegum
in shades of blue and red
the bubbles get so very big
I can’t get out of bed

monsters run around my head
in green and yellow socks
I catch them in a giant net
and throw them in a box


camels walk on through the night
without a meal or drink
there’s one down in the kitchen
eating by the sink

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